Alan Sorrentino still concerned and offend by yoga pants and rants and raves on his radio program

Jason Percy
   Right-wing fanatical radio host anal Alan Sorrentino was on the air last week again obsessing over yoga pants and how he sees women all over the place inappropriately wearing these slender outfits. Alan often gets up for his boring coffee he makes at home because he is too cheap to go out at Dunkin Donuts. he lives near a yoga studio and is so disgusted by the idea of women with curves and round asses moving about in comfortable clothing that he gets his binoculars and zooms in taking notes and so forth.

I often see women in wonderful yoga pants when I happen to be out and about reviewing these over-rate coffee luxury houses and so forth and one comes across many sexy women in coffee houses. Starbucks attracts many  more sexy women than a bum geezer hangout that unfortunately my beloved unken donuts has become a haven.

I am really not sure what is wrong with this shithead Alan Sorrentino but h obviously comes from an old school New England outlook in life where women should be wearing Edith Bunker type dresses all of the time. futurists often portrayed women in sleek pants and upper tops decades ago so Alan should of come to expect this wear by now and it is surprising how he uses so much tie on his little-listened to radio program venturing into the daily dress of various women of no relation or acquaintance. it puzzles me as I sip my Dunken Donuts coffee and read about this fool and view his podcast. Alan Sorrentino must spend an hour of every weeks program talking about women's yoga pants and surely he has a collection of yoga pants and pink panties in his home he is so hard up thinking about it.  don't know why this guy gets so uptight about women's pants unless he is gay. maybe Alan is just jealous that he doesn't get to see men in yoga.pants,spandex shirts, or ahhh pink panties when out in public.  and just jealous